TOTD for Monday, December 17, 2007

Back in the Saddle:
Okay. I am back online with the Yahoo address. They seem to understand the premise of the TOTD. We will see how long it lasts. I will probably keep the blog up and running. I liked the whole idea of the blog. We will see how it works.

Quote:
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must first be overcome.~ Samuel Johnson

Concert:
On Friday evening, I had the honor of seeing Angie Stone and Chrisette Michelle in concert at the Nokia Theater in Times Square . Our sets were amazing . . . 3rd row!!! The ladies both were fantastic!!! I will definitely see then again if given the opportunity!!

Football Review:
Host Report: 9ers won!!! Cowboys lost!!! Ravens lost! Dolphins won!
Ann: To borrow a phrase from Kathy Griffin: EVERYBODY CAN SUCK IT!!!!!!!!! Despite the Jets playing the best game of their season and the Patriots playing their worst, with absolutely NO CHEATING involved..... the Pats won yesterday!!!!!!!!! Woot! Bow bitches, to the best team you've seen all season.

Who Got Jokes (Thanks, Debbie!):
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

Brain Teaser - The Answer (Thanks, Brian!):
I know that with all of the email drama I experienced, we did not finish this.
I turn polar bears whiteand I will make you cry.I make guys have to peeand girls comb their hair.I make celebrities look stupidand normal people look like celebrities.I turn pancakes brownand make your champane bubble.If you squeeze me, I'll pop.If you look at me, you'll pop.Can you guess the riddle?Answer:97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? The answer is NO
The question is this:"Can you guess the riddle?"Its not,.. What am I? or.. What do I do? .. like one of those types of riddles..So you can either answer yes, no, or maybe. But there is no answer to the top part which makes the correct answer to "can you guess the riddle" NOLittle kids say, No, I can't guess the riddle..Harvard student may come up with elaborate answers to the wrong question, thus not answering the question.



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